Unfortunately Amelia....

I saw this fun little meme over at Meet me at Mikes. You Google "unfortunately (you name)" and see what hysterically funny things pop up.
Here are a few of my faves......
Unfortunately Amelia does not have an amphitheater.
Unfortunately, Amelia Bedelia behaves nothing like a rocket scientist
Unfortunately Amelia did not love him, she was rather solitary person and the marriage lasted only ten days
Unfortunately, Amelia is quite the escape artist when she is frightened, and she slipped her collar and ran away from her new parents
Unfortunately, Amelia is discovering how not fun it is to be sick.
Unfortunately, Amelia is not levitating in this shot, nor is she truly seven feet tall.
Unfortunately Amelia’s past conceals many mysteries;
Unfortunately, Amelia chose the worst time to wander off by herself,
Unfortunately Amelia became very promiscuous but not because she wanted to be
Unfortunately Amelia never attempted tickling her back in the female bath. ...
Unfortunately, Amelia likes the taste of it and I have to share it with her!
Unfortunately, Amelia was not too happy about grilled cheese today

I was a little saddened to learn that I don't have an amphitheatre, I'm sure one would come in handy.